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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 11:04
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Which sunscreen shall we use to apply on oily skin?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Trump insults Powell again as another top Fed official joins the call to lower interest rates - CNN
No way
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Ground beef sold at national grocery chain might be contaminated with E. coli, USDA warns - AL.com
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Snap plans to sell lightweight, consumer AR glasses in 2026 - TechCrunch
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
When sharing a wife, is it best with your buddy or a stranger?